Pillow Talk


There are also those feelings of insecurity and craziness all women experience at the beginning of a new relationship. It can be down right exhausting and drive you bat shit crazy!

I’m baaack!!!!  I have to apologize to my loyal readers.  When I am on heavy business travel it gets a little difficult to post my blogs.  You know what they say about excuses and I do not believe in using tools of incompetence.  And I most certainly will not put up some random bullshit.  I love y’all too much for that.  So… I am still kind of seeing someone!  Pause for reaction and gasps.  Like I said before I haven’t liked someone consistently since 1932.  And I am still sticking with keeping my guy a man of mystery.  But I must say it has been an adjustment.  I have spent so much time talking about shitty dates, crazy men, losers, freaks, disappointments, etc.  It has been interesting to really enjoy someone and know the feeling is mutual.  I was not expecting it.  See, married people.  That bullshit phrase that drives me and all single women nuts, ”You’ll find the man when you’re not looking,”  has officially been proven to be utter condescending bullshit.  What you should say to your single friends is, “Put yourself out there.  You will not meet the right guy if you aren’t actively looking.  It might be an unexpected surprise.”   Do you see the difference?   I just have such an issue with women who get in serious relationships and marriages and then get sudden amnesia of what it was like to be single.  It drives me absolutely nuts!!! I really want to stress this point.  Anyway… I digressed.

Being in this new… relationship (it’s scary to actually put that word in writing) definitely brings up a lot for me.  The last time I really liked someone consistently I ended up marrying him and we know how that ended.  So I find myself wanting to do things completely different this time.  After going through the heartache and devastation of meeting someone and realizing that the person you fell in love with was not who they really were it takes time to learn to trust yourself again.  And no, I am not being closed or guarded.  I am acknowledging the feeling and allowing myself to feel it so I can address it and move on.  Lots of times, we as women don’t allow ourselves to have a feeling because it seems wrong, we then hold it in, and from there disaster!  But there are also those feelings of insecurity and craziness all women experience at the beginning of a new relationship.  Is he going to call?  When is he going to call?  Does he really like me?  Where the fuck is this going?   Should I call him?   He hasn’t responded to my text right away does that mean he doesn’t like me… Is he dating anyone else?   Is he fucking anyone else?  How soon is too soon to finally give him some?   Once I do give him some will things change?  Does he want a relationship?  What is he thinking?   Are we on the same page?  It can be down right exhausting.  You want to pull your hair out at the frustration sometimes!  In my 20’s BM (before marriage) I would have these conversations with the dating experts…. My girlfriends (side eye).  I love them but my goodness getting advice from your girls can drive you bat shit crazy if you’re not secure in your relationship.  It will have you second guessing everything.  One thing I have valued PD (post divorce) and now being a woman in my 30’s is my growth.  I have been through the storm and have a heightened awareness of who I am, what I am looking for in a relationship, and I am unapologetic for it.  Instead of going to my girlfriends to figure out what the hell is going on with my and the new guy I decided to do something completely different.  I decided to go straight to the source.  The Guy!  What a concept!  I was nervous as hell too.  Because there was the possibility he would say something that would turn me off completely and our last few months of getting to know each other and courting and me letting my guard down would quickly turn into yet another post about yet another dating disaster.  After another great date we were hanging out at my house and I had my issue of Essence magazine out on my coffee table.  (Yes ladies, he does know about the blog and guess what he didn’t run away.  He doesn’t read it yet… thank goodness).  When The Bush Bitch was featured in the July issue of Essence magazine like any other proud published author I bought 20 copies of the magazine.

Essence Cover

When The Bush Bitch was featured in the July issue of Essence magazine like any other proud published author I bought 20 copies of the magazine. He ended up reading the excerpt. As I took a long swig of my wine it felt like it was taking him hours to read it. I felt… exposed. When people are reading your work you are vulnerable and completely exposed.

He ended up reading the excerpt.  As I took a long swig of my wine it felt like it was taking him hours to read it.  I felt… exposed.  When people are reading your work you are vulnerable and completely exposed.  It was a good sign when he chuckled a few times.  Whew what a relief!  Two things that was great about this small interaction.  He liked my writing and he wasn’t freaked out by the idea that I write about relationships.  Remember a few months back when I considered shutting down my site because I was worried that I would stay single forever because men would be afraid to date me?  Remember those few folks that gave me advice never to tell a guy I am currently dating about my blog?  I would like to take a second to give all of you naysayers a big “FUCK YOU!”  Okay, I had to get that moment of childish behavior off my chest.  I keep digressing!  After he read the article and we got into an interesting conversation about relationships (which I will keep between the two of us) I was set up to have the conversation.  Who knew my blog would be the perfect segway for a relationship conversation with a guy I am dating?  Go figure!  At this point I had nothing to lose.  I took a deep breath as well as another sip of my “liquid courage” aka wine.

Me:  So… I actually like you.  I wasn’t expecting to like you.  And I haven’t genuinely liked someone for a long time.  But I want to be honest with you.  I’m not into casual dating or casual sex and I am at a point in my life where I am—-

Guy:  Dating with a Purpose.

Me:  Exactly!  And if you’re not on the same page that is completely fine and there are no hard feelings but I wouldn’t keep going out with you if we are not on the same page.  I’m not saying I have a wedding gown in my purse, but I just want to make sure you know where I am coming from.

Guy:  I hear you and yes we are on the same page.

In my mind I did the happy dance of relief.  I also did a few cartwheels.  But on the exterior I kept it cool, calm and collective.

Guy:  I appreciate your honesty and clarity.

Me:  And I appreciate you hearing me out.


In my mind I did the happy dance of relief. I also did a few cartwheels. But on the exterior I kept it cool, calm and collective.

That’s the only part of the conversation you nosey people are going to get.  Again, because I like his guy I won’t be giving you the nitty gritty.  After we had the conversation I was relived.  Is this what it means to date like a grown woman?  I was so used to playing games in my day or worrying myself trying to figure out what the hell these men were thinking half of the damn time.  Little did I know all I had to do was go directly to the source and be honest.  As women, how many times do we not have these open and honest conversations because we are terrified of what the guy will say?  How many times do we drive ourselves crazy wondering if a man likes us?  How many times do we play games to make sure the guy can’t figure out if we really like them or not?  Or even worse, how many times have we slept with a man and had no clue where we stood with them and then attempted to have the conversation once the oxytocin is released and our feelings are all over the place?  It was at that moment I promised myself I would be open and honest with relationships moving forward.  We need to have pillow talk before our heads and other body parts hit the damn pillow!    I can’t say I won’t have any emotional moments where my insecurities about being in a new relationship make me have major self doubts.  I can’t say there won’t be moments when I am wondering what the hell these men are thinking.  I can’t say there won’t be times where I call 4 different girlfriends trying to get advice and driving them crazy with my various scenarios.  After all if we can’t do that with our girlfriends who can we do that with?   I also can’t say I won’t have a few relapses of playing games about my feelings.  After all we are all WIPs (works in progress).  But what I can say is being open, honest, and daring to ask the questions that I need to know the answers to is certainly the way to go.  My goodness, imagine if I had started doing these simple things years ago.  Oh well with age and experience come wisdom! 

Monique K.Bradley



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