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Great Expectations?
Now this was off to a nice start. I was anticipating meeting “Ron” and here I was going out with him the next night.
I was getting my hair ready for the summer. In addition to a cut I decided to go blonde for the summer. You know what they say, blondes have more fun! Many of you know, in addition to styling your hair, hairstylist are also therapists. Hairstylists in LA hold this town’s deepest and darkest secrets and know the Tea! While my hairstylist was putting the finishing touches on my haircut I had just finished telling him yet another dating disaster story. As he spun me around in the chair to take a final look at my slamming haircut we finished our conversation.
Hairstylist: Honey, you need to lower your expectations!
Me: What? Are you crazy? I will never lower my expectations ever again. I did that before and look where that got me! A divorce! Besides that the problem with women today. They have no standards and because of that men aren’t stepping up to the plate!
Hairstylist: No honey, I didn’t say lower your standards, I said lower your expectations. You always, place such high expectations on a guy when you are first dating them and when they don’t live up to them right away you either kick him to the curb or you are so disappointed…
I sat and stared at myself in the mirror. Once again, I have been getting so many perils of wisdom when I least expected it. I didn’t realize I was in a daze until my hairstylist snapped me out of it.
Hairstylist: Now, I know you aren’t about to tell me you don’t like it. This color is everything!
Me: Oh no! I love it. I was just thinking about what you said.
Hairstylist: Again, I’m not telling you to lower your standards but just lower those expectations, especially in the beginning.
I got in my car and realized it would take me too damn long to get over the hill at this hour so I decided to grab a drink at The Beverly Wilshire Hotel bar. I sat at a table, ordered a glass of Parker Station Pinot Noir. And it tasted so good. I was savoring every single sip. I kept thinking about what my hairstylist said… Lower your expectations not your standards… I thought about how I had dated up to this point in my life. He was probably right. I did expect a lot and for good reason. But perhaps I needed to change that. I recently went out with “Ron.” That’s the guy I met unexpectedly during my business dinner. (refer to blog post A Speedy Recovery- https://confessionsofaserialdaterinla.com/2013/04/a-speedy-recovery/) for the deets.
The day after I met “Ron” my girlfriend/colleague sent me a text message asking if it was okay that she give him my number. I said, “Hell yeah!” When I met him there was a definitive attraction. I thought he was fine as hell, smart, charming, funny and genuine. She absolutely could give him my number, cell phone number, social security number, hell just give him all my info! I’m such a mess! Within 5 minutes I got a text message from “Ron.”
Ron: So I met a new friend yesterday. The convo was cool. She seemed like good peeps. She’s also a friend of a friend/biz colleague. Do you know where I can find her? Please tell her “Ron” is trying to contact her. LOL!
That will forever go down as one of the sweetest endearing text I’ve received. So I responded
Me: You’re in luck. I just happened to bump into her. 🙂
Ron: Are you free tomorrow night? I would love meet up with you.
Me: I’m free after 7.
Ron: Cool. I’ll figure out a cool spot and I’ll see you then.
I kept thinking about what my hairstylist said… Lower your expectations not your standards… I thought about how I had dated up to this point in my life. He was probably right. I did expect a lot and for good reason. But perhaps I needed to change that.
Now this was off to a nice start. I was anticipating meeting “Ron” and here I was going out with him the next night. By the way, just a side note, I recently went on a diatribe in a former post about married friends who say, “You’ll meet the right one when you’re not looking.” In this situation, I WAS looking. I made it a point to put myself out there as most single women should do. Did I happen to meet a man in a place where I didn’t expect it? Yes. But at the end of the day, as a single gal, I’m always looking. I just felt the need to clarify. As you can tell that’s one of those topics I feel strongly about. Anyway, I digressed. I was really excited about going out with “Ron.” We decided to meet at this new spot in the valley Page 71 Lounge around 9pm. So I got to the spot around 9:12. Looked around and didn’t see “Ron.” I decided to find a spot to sit since it was getting crowded. Fifteen minutes later I get a text from “Ron.”
Ron: Sorry I am running behind. Got caught up with the family. I’m in route.
What the fuck does “in route” mean? Does that mean you’re in your car heading over? OR does that mean you’re just now walking out the door. I was so annoyed. I thought to order a glass of wine while I waited but decided against it. Why in the hell would I spend money on a date that I might possible be leaving before he got there? With each passing minute my annoyance got greater. I looked at my phone and saw it was now 9:30. This man was 30 minutes late! I texted my girlfriend and told her what was going on. Her response was, ”Give him another 10 minutes. If he doesn’t show up by then leave. He should have been there waiting for you to come in not the other way around. Don’t leave yet.” I looked around the spot and perhaps it was just me feeling paranoid but there was a group of 3 women sitting across from me hanging out and I felt like they were staring at me like, “This bitch got stood up!” My phone buzzed and I saw it was a text from “Ron.”
Ron: Parking.
Was it too much for me to expect that a man be on time for a damn date? Finally “Ron” walked in. I had to calm down my inner diva who wanted to smack the shot out of him. Instead I looked at my wrist like I was tapping my watch.
Ron: I am so sorry I am late. I don’t get together with my family often ad every time I was trying to leave they kept holding me up.
Me: Those ladies over there probably thought I was getting stood up!
Ron: Well I will spend the entire night making them jealous (he gave me the warmest tightest hug). What can I get you to drink?
Me: I’ll just have a glass of Sauvignon Blanc.
Ron went to bar to get our drinks. Okay, my nerves were slowly starting to calm down after seeing him. Besides that hug was nice and he was looking good. He skin was looking extra chocolate and delectable. And when I hugged him I smelled a slight hint of a nice cologne. I love a man that knows how to pick out a good cologne. He came back with my Sauvignon Blanc and a beer for himself. “Ron” was such a… man. He was masculine and confident. I learned a lot about him. He was 42, divorced, and he had a daughter. I can appreciate a man who has children from a former marriage and not just some random woman he was fucking at the time. He was very open about his marriage and what went wrong. But most of all he talked a lot about his love for his daughter. Which made him even more attractive. One of the things about dating a man who has been married before is they have a clearer understanding of what they are looking for in relationships. He also asked me a lot about myself. Lately on dates I noticed a lot of men had a case of diarrhea of the mouth. They will tell me a bunch of shit about themselves but never bother asking me any questions about me. So I was enjoying the dialogue between the two of us. But something in my spirit wasn’t feeling right. In the past, I would ignore this feeling one because I wasn’t as much in tune with myself then as I am now or two because I really didn’t want to know. I didn’t want to be disappointed. But it was something you had to do. So I went for it.
Ron went to bar to get our drinks. Okay, my nerves were slowly starting to calm down after seeing him. Besides that hug was nice and he was looking good. He skin was looking extra chocolate and delectable.
Me: Ron, you seem like such a cool guy. You also seem very clear in what you are looking for when it comes to relationships. Do you have a girlfriend?
“Ron” took a long pause and took a sip of his beer.
Ron: Well actually I’m just getting out of something.
Me: Interesting. What does that mean?
Ron: I was in a relationship but we are in the process of ending it.
Me: In the process of ending it? What exactly does “in the process” of ending it mean? Do you two live together?
These are the times when I hate being a “grown-up.” Sometimes living in ignorance is a good thing. That bitch we call Reality loves to fuck with me! It’s her personal mission to ruin my love life!
Ron: We do. But she’s moving out in two weeks.
Picture the air slowly being let out of a balloon that is exactly what I felt like. Deflated. “Ron” could tell I was disappointed.
Ron: Look I wasn’t expecting to meet you the other day. But I met you and I was interested and I wanted to get to know you. I hadn’t planned on meeting someone like you but I did and I didn’t want to wait.
I took a deep breath and took a second to take in what he was telling me. A lot of times, I am quick to rush to judgment. Or “check” a man he falls short of my… expectations. But this time I didn’t want to react right away. I just needed a second to receive the information.
Me: Well first, let me say I appreciate your honesty. I think it would be foolish for me to expect that you weren’t seeing anyone else. And I get it. I wasn’t expecting to meet anyone that night either and I think you’re cool. I just need some time to process this info and decide what I’m going to do.
I didn’t realize how much time had went by until the lights were coming on. I looked at my phone and it was 2:30 in the morning.
Ron: I guess it’s time for us to head out.
Me: I guess so.
Ron: I’ll walk you to your car.
As we stood up to walk out, out of the blue “Ron” gave me a kiss. I pulled back and was having a slight inner war in my head between my intelligent self and my inner diva. I had to remind myself of what this man just told me. Damn! As “Ron” opened the door for me he looked at me.
Ron: I hope that I can still get to know you.
Me: You gave me a lot to think about.
The next day my girlfriends were all waiting with anticipation to find out how my date with the mystery man went. I called my girlfriend who was my usual voice of reason and told her what happened.
Girlfriend: Oh man! That stinks!
Me: I know! It really does.
Girlfriend: But I know people who are really getting out of a relationship but live together and it gets complicated. My friend was going through a divorce and they were living together during that time while they were trying to settle. And she was dating other people and so was he. You don’t know if you even like him like that. I’m telling you give it time. You will have all the information you need in the next two weeks.
Me: I don’t even know if I like him like that.
Girlfriend: Exactly! Sometimes we take things to seriously. You’re dating. Collecting data!
I went to the gym and had an intense workout. The thing I appreciate about my gym time is it allows me to really think and sweat it out. Although I hate going to the damn gym by the time I leave after an intense workout I have a greater amount of clarity. When I left the gym that evening my spirit still didn’t feel easy. At the end of the day, this man was living with another woman. He needed to regroup and once the shit was over get back on the dating scene. And I get it. Neither one of us were expecting to meet each other. It’s such a Catch 22. If he had never called after our chance encounter I would have thought my sense of connection was off. He called, we went out, and he was completely honest with me (or so I think). Some women have the wear with all to date a man who is going through a break up. For me, I didn’t. Besides, bitches are crazy. Think back to the Bush Bitch (https://confessionsofaserialdaterinla.com/2013/01/the-bush-bitch-3/) I didn’t need to have anymore woman jumping out of a bush ready to fight because I was out with their man. And in that scenario I had no idea he had a girlfriend. In this scenario, he was “in the process” of ending a relationship with a live in girlfriend. This was too complicated. My girlfriend was right though. Within 2 weeks I had all the information I needed to know my decision to keep it moving was right. “Ron” texted me a few times after the date. You know the typical…Things have been so busy text.” I took it as code language for, “Me and my girlfriend are back together” or code language for “I know you’re not down with dating me until I get my shit together so I am going to gradually back off.” Either way, I didn’t respond and I decided to keep it moving.
Not every man we meet is going to be “the one.” Sometimes, I think we as woman are so hopeful or longing so much for companionship we do put these huge expectations on men and when they don’t live up to them we are disappointed and understandable so.
But I did think about expectations when it comes to dating. When I met this great guy I expected that things would work out for the best because of how we met. I decided I needed to learn how to go with the flow more when it came to dating and just let the truth be revealed. At the end of the day, not every man we meet is going to be “the one.” Sometimes, I think we as woman are so hopeful or longing so much for companionship we do put these huge expectations on men and when they don’t live up to them we are disappointed and understandable so. But what would happen if we decided to let go of all of our expectations when we first start dating and go with each moment? After all aren’t expectations merely ways we protect ourselves from getting hurt? That doesn’t mean that we let go of our standards but we really let go of putting so much on these unsuspecting men. Do you think we would enjoy the process more? Just a thought…
Doctors Orders
“What is going on with you? You’re energy is off. I need you to come twice a week for a while so we can balance you out again.”
This week has been a doozy! You know how you have one of those weeks where everything and everyone just pisses you off and you feel alone and lonely. This week was the epitome of it. I was in a bad place and didn’t know how to shake myself out of it. I knew it was bad when someone cut me off on the highway not only did I cuss them out, “You stupid bitch!” But I followed them! I was a lunatic on wheels. Luckily for them and me they were able to dodge me! I knew when I was feeling like this I had to take extra care of myself and literally go into hiding until I was able to shake it off. I went to my acupuncturist and each needle that was placed in emotional points I screamed in pain. She was like, “What is going on with you? You’re energy is off. I need you to come twice a week for a while so we can balance you out again.” So I retreated to my home and just allowed myself to be alone and let any emotion I was having come up and deal with the shit. I took much needed “me” time. Sometimes you’re taught to push down your emotions and not allowed to be in a bad place. People make you think that if you’re not happy all the time and in a good mood then something is wrong. Well damn it, sometimes its okay for a gal to have a moment, be down in the dumps and just stay there until you’re ready to come out of it. By Sunday, I was beginning to feel like myself again.
I knew it was bad when someone cut me off on the highway not only did I cuss them out, “You stupid bitch!” But I followed them! I was a lunatic on wheels.
I realized my mood was triggered by some feelings about the ex (the constant foolery seemed to never come to an end), my current dating situations, or lack there of, and just the scary thought… “What if I NEVER meet Mr. Right? What if I end up alone forever?” I was beginning to emerge back to the land of the living so I took a nice Sunday stroll to the Farmers Market to pick up my flowers for the week. As I took my stroll it was 85 degrees in LA, there wasn’t a cloud in the sky, and the flowers were extra vibrant. I made myself a great dinner, and I cracked open a nice bottle of wine and sat on my couch and got ready to watch some good Reality TV. There’s nothing like watching pure foolery to realize your life isn’t as bad as you thought it was. That’s when my cell phone rang. When I looked at the screen I saw it was “Malachi.” A part of me smiled because “Malachi” was a man who I really liked. The other part of me rolled my eyes in utter annoyance. I was just beginning to get back on track emotionally. I had two choices. I could a) answer the phone and be annoyed or b) ignore the call because “Malachi” had shown me who he was. Decisions… Decisions… Decisions… Let me catch you up to speed on the good Doctor “Malachi.”
I met “Malachi” a few months ago when I was home for Christmas vacation. He was a 41 year old Oncologist. He was recently divorced and had an 8 year old son and a thriving practice. Ironically we discovered we both went to the same college. When we met there was an instant connection. He was handsome as hell, smart, driven, funny, charming, and sexy. The man was the complete package. He called me the day after we met and asked me out for lunch the following day. When I walked into the restaurant and saw him sitting there I got nervous! Me. Nervous! Literally my stomach was doing butterflies. I had changed my outfit at least 3 times before I got there. This was a feeling that was new to me. I go out on dates all the time. But with this guy I was nervous in a good way. When he hugged me I could smell his cologne. Eww weee! My inner diva did cartwheels all throughout the restaurant. When the waiter came to take our order I decided to hold off on having a glass of wine. Instead I ordered a sparkling water. I wanted to be fully present for this date (another first for me). The conversation just flowed. When I got over my initial nervousness and allowed myself to enjoy the date it was effortless. We stayed in the restaurant for a good 3 hours. Then we went to the mall and finished up our Christmas shopping, then we went to a movie, and after the movie we sat in his car and just talked. Before I knew it, it was 2 in the morning. We literally had a 10 hour date. He drove me to my car and waited with me while it warmed up. I forgot how your windows freeze on the east coast in the winter. He gave me a hug and a kiss on the cheek. It was a great first date. We went out two more times while I was home for the holidays. And the last night he finally gave me a kiss. It was a good one too, passionate yet respectable. I was floating on air. Me and the fine ass Doctor. I thought he was different than any other guy I have been out with. It just felt right. When I got to LA we continued to talk on the phone. When we originally met he mentioned he was going to be in LA for a wedding the following month and I also knew I would be on the east coast for work quite a bit so it was a win-win situation. I waited for him to tell me the details of when he would be in LA. When two weeks passed and he didn’t mention it I asked him.
Me: When are you coming to LA for the wedding?
Malachi: I’m not sure if I am going to come. I sent them a gift. But I am going to try to make it out here soon. I have a few people out there I need to see.
Me: Okay. Well let me know.
Malachi: For sure. We’ll talk soon.
Record screeched to a halt. We’ll talk soon. What the fuck did that mean?! There were a few things wrong with this conversation. First of all, he should have been making plans to get his black ass out to LA immediately to see me. Also, what did he mean, “I have a few people out there I need to see.” What the fuck did that mean?! And the final knockout blow to my ego, “We’ll talk soon.” What the hell? I hung up perplexed, confused, and wondering if perhaps the connection I felt with him was one sided. It wouldn’t be the first time I was off. I decided to pull back and just go with the flow and see what happened. “Malachi” continued to call me. We continued to have great conversations.
I had two choices. I could a) answer the phone and be annoyed or b) ignore the call because “Malachi” had shown me who he was. Decisions… Decisions… Decisions…
He never did make his way out to LA for the wedding. I noticed a pattern developing with him. Whenever we would have deep conversation he wouldn’t call for a few days. Whenever I let go and connected with him he would pull back. I had no idea what the hell we were doing. So I stopped returning his calls for a while. And then he would start blowing up my phone. I had a business trip back east planned and we made plans to see each other. We met for dinner at a great Italian restaurant. I still had the butterflies when I saw him. He sat next to me during dinner and held my hand. I felt like we had established a good friendship up to this point. But I still had no idea what we were doing. So instead of playing the Guess What The Hell He Wants game I decided to have a grown folk conversation with him.
Me: I’m trying to figure out what we are doing here. I like you and I think you’re a cool guy. But I’m not sure what you’re looking for.
Malachi: I like you to. I think you’re cool and I want to get to know you more. You’re smart, beautiful, and you went to the best university on the planet.
Me: That’s good to know. I just need to know where you are coming from.
Malachi: I hear you. And I want to get to know you as well.
Me: If you want to b friends that’s fine, but I don’t kiss my friends.
Malachi: I don’t want us to just be friends.
What a relief. So after that date. I thought there was a clear understanding of where we were going and what he was looking for. And of course like clockwork he went MIA. To be honest I didn’t think it was another woman. I just think he had gone through such a crappy divorce that he had baggage. It was something I could certainly relate to. But it was getting ridiculous. To be honest, I was getting exhausted of the up down roller coaster ride with him. I hated holding back and having to play these games. So when we spoke again I was just very frank with him.
Me: Malachi, I feel like you have this wall up and I’m not exactly sure how to handle it.
Malachi: Am I that emotionally fucked up?
Me: I’m not saying you’re emotionally fucked up. But I do think you are holding back. I don’t even think you are doing it consciously. But whenever we connect you put a wall up. And I can only do this for so long before I am done and when I’m done I’m done.
Malachi: Maybe you’re right. But you gotta give me a chance. I’ll work on it. If you had a cousin who was mentally off and he didn’t know how to hold a fork would you stop talking to him or would you help him to learn how to pick up his fork.
“Malachi’s” sense of humor is what attracted me to him but at that moment I Wanted to take a fork and poke his eyes out. I was trying to works with the brotha. In the past I was so quick to run for the hills. But there was something about him that made me want to work with him.
Me: What?
Malachi: I’m just saying. I’ll work on it. I didn’t realize I was doing that. By the way, I’m coming out to LA soon.
Me: Good! Finally!
I hung up the phone and it felt like we had made progress. We started communicating regularly and I was feeling like we had turned a new leaf. Things were going really well until he pissed me off… again. I tell you I am exhausted even writing about this foolishness. It was a Friday night and I went to my neighborhood spot to have a cocktail and unwind after a long work week. I happened to be on the phone with “Malachi.”
Malachi: It’s loud all of a sudden where are you?
Me: One of my favorite neighborhood spots having a glass of wine.
Malachi: Well have fun. Take someone home with you!
Long awkward pause…
Malachi: Hello.
Me: I’m going to talk to you later.
With that I hung up the phone. I was done. What the fuck was he thinking? A few minutes later I get a text from “Malachi.”
I appreciate all of your support.
I ignored it. And then he sent me another text.
Go home alone! LOL!
I ignored it. The worse thing a woman can do outside of texting drunk is texting when a man has pissed you the fuck off. So I took a few hours and I sent him a text back.
You are a piece of work. Have a nice life.
I already knew what was going to happen. I knew he would call me the next day and feel me out and try to figure out if I was pissed or not. Of course I called my girlfriends and the consensus was that statement was bullshit. It’s like was purposefully trying to push me away. So the next day he called. I answered and was very dry. He knew I was pissed. Did this man say, “I’m sorry. I took the joke too far.” Nope he just talked like everything was okay. So finally I told him I was busy and I hung up. He called me two days later.
Malachi: Hey how are you?
Me: I have to be honest you really pissed me the fuck off the other day.
Malachi: I know I did and I apologize.
Me: I’m letting you know right now. You have cashed your last check. I already told you when I’ done. I’m done. I’m really trying to work with you but you’re making it hard.
Malachi: I knew I went too far. My bad.
I am a 35 year old woman. I would be a fool to think that I can make an emotionally unavailable man change. When he’s ready and open to be in a relationship and open up perhaps if I am still available and single we could work. But at this point I recognized this was pure absolute unadulterated bullshit and I had to protect myself and my heart.
I was exhausted from this relationship. And I use the term “relationship” loosely. And of course this all happened around the time when I was already in a shitty place to begin with. Here’s the thing. When a man is into you he’s into you. Here I was dealing with a man who was 3000 miles away and he couldn’t even act like he had an inkling of sense?! I began to get it. I was safe for “Malachi.” He could call me when he was bored and shoot the shit. I do believe there was a connection and who knows what would have happened if I lived on the east coast. But this was bullshit and I knew it. I am a 35 year old woman. I would be a fool to think that I can make an emotionally unavailable man change. When he’s ready and open to be in a relationship and open up perhaps if I am still available and single we could work. But at this point I recognized this was pure absolute unadulterated bullshit and I had to protect myself and my heart. I was just beginning to feel like me again. My acupuncturist put those needles in the right points and my energy was feeling normal again. My walk to the farmer’s market put me at peace. And I was serious when I said I would no longer date a man that was not what I needed. Emotional Availability was at the top of my A List. I had discussed with “Malachi” how I was feeling. I wasn’t in the mood to revisit it. To be honest, you can tell a man until you’re blue in the face what you need and what you desire. But if they aren’t willing or able to do it then you have to walk away. Or else, you will drive yourself over the edge with frustration because deep down inside you know you are not getting what you need. I was married to a man who didn’t give me what I needed and I thought eventually things would change. And it didn’t. And I was frustrated with myself for staying in a relationship and marriage with a man who didn’t, wouldn’t, and couldn’t give me what I needed. I believe “Malachi” was a test. And as I sat on my couch looking at my phone with his name on the screen this was the final part of the test. So what did I do? I hit ignore. Put the phone down and continued having my glass of wine. I knew I made the right decision when “Malachi” didn’t even leave message. You see, I know that when I meet “the one” things will feel right. I won’t question how a man feels about me, or feel like he isn’t honoring me. I will know it and he will show it. Just like my acupuncturist gave me the order to come to her twice a week for a while. I was giving myself a prescription. If shit didn’t feel right you must keep it moving. And I was planning on sticking with that order. I knew if I did I would eventually find my way to a healthy relationship.
Keep It On The DL…
When we as women have to even question the sexuality of our mate then we should really second guess if you should go out with him in the first place…
I do not believe in Divorce Parties. Divorce is nothing to celebrate. It’s the ending of a dream and the realization of reality. However, I do believe in new beginnings. I also believe in celebrating the fact that I made it through the process without losing my mind… Entirely. My divorce became final 2 ½ years ago and my friends and I headed out to celebrate my new beginning. We ended up at the Viceroy Hotel pool side bar. I was in such great spirits. The two year load I was carrying on my shoulders while battling it out with my ex through our attorneys had finally reached a conclusion without any casualties. Well… at least no visible causalities. The Viceroy seemed to be unusually crowded. Of course I didn’t mind. I was having a glass of Fat Bastard Pinot Noir (no pun intended) and laughing it up with my girls. As I finished my 1st glass the waitress came up to me with another one. As she handed it to me she said, “The gentleman to the far left asked that I bring this to you.” I looked over to that side of the pool and there was a man standing there having a beer. He had on a pair of white linen slacks, a fitted t-shirt that outlined his beautiful well sculpted body. He had a bald head, and a pair of shades. He had a vanilla latte coloring. He lifted his beer and toasted to me and smiled. I was impressed but at that time I really wasn’t ready to start dating again. I wanted to take some time and be by myself and heal my wounded heart. I was about to send it back but my friend tapped me on the shoulder and said, “Bitch, don’t be a fool. It’s just a glass of wine, not a marriage proposal.” She was right. I had never turned down a free glass up to this point and I sure as hell wasn’t about to start. I appreciated that he didn’t run up to me and want to start a conversation right away. He saw I was out with my girls having a good time with them and allowed me to chill. Later on that night I was headed to the ladies room and I bumped into him. “Isaiah” was a 33 year old guidance counselor at one of the schools in the area and he and his friends were celebrating a bachelor party and had gotten rooms at the Viceroy.
Isaiah: What brings you all here?
I had no plans on going out with him and I wasn’t in the mood. I was also a little tipsy so my filter was no longer in existence.
Me: We are celebrating my divorce.
Isaiah: Well congrats to you. How long were you married?
Me: Not long, but long enough.
Isaiah: I see. Well you look like you made out just fine.
Me: I did.
Isaiah: Do you mind if I give you a call sometime.
Me: To be honest, I’m really not ready to start dating again. I’m really taking time to myself right now.
Isaiah: I understand. No pressure at all. But I really would like to take you out to dinner sometime. You can say no. But I wouldn’t feel right if I left without getting your number.
I looked over his shoulder and saw a couple coming into the lobby of the hotel to check in. They were in their late 50’s and really into each other. As they waited to be called to the front desk, I saw the man gently pull a hair out of the woman’s face look her in the eyes and give her a tender kiss on the forehead. They looked like they were truly in love. Then I looked back at this man standing in front of me asking for my number and thought. What the hell? What did I have to lose? My ex was already in a serious relationship with a woman he allegedly met after I moved out although our divorce papers ink hadn’t even fully dried. I digressed… I was 33 years old at the time and figured there was no reason to delay the inevitable. Not to mention, I needed to get some practice dating again. So I grabbed “Isaiah’s” phone and put my number in it. Clearly, my Master Men Cleanse didn’t last long.
The next day I got a phone call from “Isaiah” asking if I was free to meet him for coffee. Coffee? What about wine? But I met up with him at the Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf in Hollywood. I got to the coffee shop walked in and there was “Isaiah.” He had on a pair of Prada Loafers, rolled up khaki’s, a fitted lavender tee. As I got close up on him I noticed his eyebrows were perfectly arched. I thought to myself did this man get his eyebrow threaded or waxed? WTF? That’s the beautiful thing about meeting someone for coffee. It’s a quick date. I sat across from him and his eyebrows and we had a great conversation. I found out that “Isaiah” had a 10 year old daughter from a one night stand he had in college. He loved his job because he liked making a difference in the community. He took pride in being one of the few black male guidance counselors and making a difference in young highschoolers. He was really a nice guy. So I agreed to meet up with him two nights later for an official dinner date. We met up at Koi. When I arrived to the restaurant he greeted me with a bouquet of roses. When he ordered the wine, I noticed his wrist went a little limp as he handed over the menu to the waiter. I gave him a side eyed look. I was a little thrown off. In my dating past I was known to date men who were very masculine. They also weren’t in touch with their feelings and lacked a sympathy gene. So I was very specific in what I was looking for. I wanted a man who was sensitive and was in touch with his soft side. But shit, not too much in touch with the soft side. So I decided to shake off my apprehension and engage in some great conversation. So I asked him about his daughter.
Is he or isn’t he????
Me: Are you and your daughter close?
Isaiah: We are very close. Although her mother and I aren’t together she is my heart. She is my everything. From the time she was born and I held her in my arms, I had such a sense of joy and pride. I knew I would do anything for her. She is….. I’m sorry. I always get choked up when I talk about my daughter.
Was this man crying at the table? As he took his napkin off his lap to dry his eyes, I looked around the restaurant to make sure there wasn’t a camera crew present. I thought I was being Punked. And then I started to second guess myself. “Okay now. You said you always wanted a man who was sensitive and showed more emotion. This is what you have now. Stop being the Goldilocks of dating! One man is too insensitive, another man is too sensitive. Give this guy a chance. Don’t jump to conclusions. Your ex didn’t have emotions and look where that got you. Just feel this one out.” As I gave my pep talk to myself about giving him a chance he excused himself and went to the bathroom. I watched him walk off and I could have sworn he switched! It was a settle switch but there was a definitive hip movement from side to side as he walked off. I took a long sip of my wine and leaned back in the chair. My mind was going a million miles a minute. There was a huge possibility I was out with a guy on the DL!!!! I didn’t want to jump to conclusions but my intuition was certainly speaking to me and telling me to “Proceed with caution.” We finished our meal and he walked me to my car. When he attempted to give me a kiss I played up my recent divorce status.
Me: I’m sorry Isaiah. I really want to take things slow. I hope you understand.
Well, well, well, there were some advantages to being divorced! I now had an entire suite of bullshit excuses I could pull from. I guess I owed my ex husband a thank you note. Anyway, I digressed… I drove home and immediately called my best friend. She had me recount every single detail of our last two dates. I told her about his clothing, the arched eyebrows, the limp wrist, and the switch to the bathroom. I even sent her a picture of him. In the picture he had the slight gay man twinkle. Now, let me first say this, gay men are some of the most attractive men on the planet. They have immaculate taste in clothing, they have the best bodies since the gym is typically their oasis, they have the best dating advice, I have often been called a Hag because I love me some gay men! As a matter of fact every woman should have a GBF (Gay Boyfriend). The gay man who is your best friend who you can call on for anything and vice versa. The issue here is a man who is possibly on the DL fooling himself and the women he dates. I believe everyone should love who they love, but don’t lie to yourself about who you are. My best friend and I decided our best bet would be a double date. This way, it enabled us to meet a friend of his and see how they interacted with each other while at the same time there would be 2 sets of eyes on“Isaiah” and we could come to an educated hypothesis.
A part of me felt sorry for him. It must be hard to fight who you really are and not feel like you can be who you really and truly are.
Two nights later my best friend and I walked into Nobu and were greeted by “Isaiah” and his friend. His friend was in his mid to late 40’s. They were about the same height and complexion, except his friend had salt and pepper hair that was in a low fade. His friend was wearing a custom European fit suit. And “Isaiah” had on a pair of slacks with a fitted sweater. “Isaiah” once again had a bouquet of flowers for me. My inner diva rolled her eyes. At this point the novelty had worn off, simply because I Had no clue what the hell his deal was. If I were an outsider looking in, I would have assumed him and his friend were on a date together. Before we got to the table my best friend whispered in my ear and said. “Yes! Gay and gayer…” We sat through the meal and observed the two men interact with each other like an old married couple. After that dinner I cut things off with “Isaiah.” I used me other Divorce B.S. excuse that I just wasn’t ready to date again. Four or five months later I went out with my GBF (gay boyfriend) to The Abbey in West Hollywood. I was having one of those post divorce days where my confidence was down and I needed a serious ego booster. There’s nothing better for the ego than being told you are fierce by a gay man. There’s also something so freeing about going out with a group of men and dancing and knowing they aren’t going to try to sleep with you. While there, I went to get a drink from the bar. As I waited for my drink to arrive I was looking around at the rock hard abs of the shirtless party goers at The Abbey. The house music was blaring and I was having a good time with the boys. I looked over to the far right of the club and saw a familiar face. I squinted and suddenly in clear view was “Isaiah” dancing with another man with his shirt off and sipping on a cocktail! He looked at peace and very comfortable. He never saw me and to this day I don’t think he knows I know his secret. A part of me felt sorry for him. It must be hard to fight who you really are and not feel like you can be who you really and truly are. I truly had a deep compassion for him.
I remember watching Terry McMillan on the Oprah Winfrey show after she went through her divorce. And I found myself screaming at the TV set. How in the fuck did she not know that man was gay?! Was she deaf, dumb, and blind? Or was she lonely, desperate, and longing for companionship and wanting a relationship so bad she was willing to completely ignore here intuition?
You see, at the end of the day, women have this thing called inner intuition. We already know the answers to most questions before asking it. But lots of times we have a constant battle with what we know is the truth and what we want to be true. We tell ourselves, “He was raised around nothing but women so he is a little feminine… the sex is so good there is no way he is gay… The best friend of his that was in our wedding that cried a little too hard as I walked down the aisle is just so happy for his friend…” I knew the second I met “Isaiah” for coffee that he was on the DL. But I attempted to talk myself out of it. I remember watching Terry McMillan on the Oprah Winfrey show after she went through her divorce. And I found myself screaming at the TV set. How in the fuck did she not know that man was gay?! Was she deaf, dumb, and blind? Or was she lonely, desperate, and longing for companionship and wanting a relationship so bad she was willing to completely ignore here intuition? Then on the flip side, there are woman who are dating or married to a man and have absolutely no clue that their man is on the DL. Some men can mask this and you have no idea. There is also a group of woman who dated a man back in the day while they were in college and had no idea they were gay. Now that guy is completely out of the closet and being true to themselves. Some of them are married to other men and have adopted children and are living a happy life being true to who they are. Meanwhile, the woman is left scratching her head wondering how she had no idea that was the case. When we as women have to even question the sexuality of our mate then we should really second guess if you should go out with him in the first place.
When the Boss Is Away…
When the boss is away…
Every year my friends and I go on an annual ski trip. It’s a group of ten of us who went to Hampton University together and it is literally a week of non-stop partying. Black professionals hit the slopes and afterwards head over to a happy hour party that rivals any college frat party. The only difference is the beer kegs are replaced with expensive scotches, whiskies, and vodkas. We revert to college students only we are 30+ with bank accounts and careers. We rent a house and we leave the warm 80 degree LA weather and head off to the cold slopes. This year we went to Aspen. While on the shuttle to pick up our rental car I sat next to a handsome brotha in his mid forties. He had bronze coloring and salt and pepper hair. He wore glasses and just looked like he had his shit together. He was wearing jeans, Ferragamo loafers, and a coat. He was clearly ear hustling on the conversation my friends and I were having. My girlfriend was telling us a hilarious story about how one of the Nigerian guys who sell the fake designer purses on the NYC streets outside of her work building gave her $200 for a Christmas present “Just because.” He chuckled but remained a little standoffish. So at a certain point we decided to include him in the conversation. There is an assumption any black person you see in the area is heading to the slopes for the same event. We introduced ourselves and discovered he was an Alumni of Hampton University as well and graduated nearly a decade before us. As soon as we made that connection, “Russell” turned into a different person. He loosened up and joined in our vacation foolery. “Russell” was a married father of twins. He immediately took out a picture of his beautiful family. There sat “Russell” with is beautiful wife that looked like she stepped off the runways of Paris. She had a chocolate complexion with high cheekbones and the natural wild hairstyle. His little twin girls were dressed in their Christmas dresses and were the perfect blend of the two parents. And the color coordinated family sat beaming under a Christmas tree in their holiday card picture. He informed us that his wife “allowed” him to have a vacation with his boys but just for a day and a half. This makes absolutely no sense! To spend all that time travelling for ski week only to be there for a day and a half is plain stupid. Obviously his wife was the boss of that household. But why only let him go out for a day? I am a firm believer in the idea of still maintaining your own life after marriage. I think it is healthy for a husband to have his “guys” trip and for a wife to have her “girls” trips and then have a romantic trip by yourself as a couple. I do not understand the concept of keeping your man on a short leash. Clearly, “Russell” was a stand up guy. He even showed us a picture of his wife. But hell, this wasn’t my marriage and he certainly wasn’t my man so I honestly could care less. “Russell” was actually excited that the weather conditions were bad because that meant regardless of his wife’s demands, he was stuck in Aspen for an extra few days until the snow slowed down. “Russell” exchanged information with one my friends so we could all connect once we were settled in Aspen. A few hours later, there was a knock on our door. And to my surprise there stood “Russell.” One of our friends had sent him our condo information and invited him over. I invited “Russell” in and offered him a cocktail. My friends and I were just bugging out having cocktails. “Russell” fit right in. He told us the group he was with was already getting ready to go to bed and they were not as much fun as we were. Clearly, our group had unleashed the beast in “Russell.” I guess we reminded him of how much fun he wasn’t having. We were having a heated debate about relationships and the guys were giving their take and the girls were shutting down the BS notions. It was a scene from A Different World. The bond that happens when you attend an HBCU is unlike any other experience. Times like this really brought me back to our college days. We had been friends since freshmen year and here we were many years later just as close and able to relate to each others as adults. The drinks were flowing. The shit talking was at an all time high, and the altitude had all of us FUCKED UP. It was awesome!!! Little by little the group started retiring to bed. It had already been a long day. Between the travel and drinks we were spent. Most normal people would take a hint that it was their time to go. But not this guest. The more “Russell” drank the more inappropriate he got. We were all tired and were trying to give him a hint that it was time for him to get the fuck out and he just didn’t get it. At one point “Russell” was sitting next to me and whispered in my ear:
There is a guy that I think would be perfect for you. Why don’t you come over and I’ll introduce you to him. He’s staying at my house.
Russell: There is something so sexy about you. I could wear you out!
I practically spit out my Yellowtail Pinot Noir (don’t judge, we had to buy the big bottle of wine).
Me: What?
Russell: You are just so sexy.
Me: Ok Russell. (I condescendingly patted him on his leg writing him off)
Russell: I’m dead serious. You are so fine. I can’t take my eyes off of you.
Me: But you’re married. Where are your single friends?
Russell: There is a guy that I think would be perfect for you. Why don’t you come over and I’ll introduce you to him. He’s staying at my house.
Me: I’m not going anywhere with you. You can email me your “friend’s” contact information.
I’m not sure if “Russell” saw the words “dumb, stupid, and desperate” written on my forehead. But I looked at him like he had two heads. First of all, I didn’t care how high the altitude was, I wasn’t going anywhere with a stranger to a house with a bunch of men I didn’t know. I would never allow myself to get that drunk. Not to mention, I think the friend “Russell” had in mind for me was the bulge that I was seeing occur in his jeans. At this point I got up and went to the other room where 2 of my other friends were conferencing on how in the hell to get this now drunken fool out of the house. And of course they turned to me. Why did I always have to be the one to be rude and do the dirty work? My friends answer was plain and simple…That’s what you do. I glared at the friend who invited his ass in the first place. I took a deep breath and went back out to the living room. I thought maybe just maybe one of the guys could do it, but they were nowhere to be found. When I went to the living room Russell was pouring himself another drink.
Me: Hey, there Russell. I don’t know where you’re going but you got to get the hell out of here.
Russell: (words slightly slurred) I know, I know. I have overstayed my welcome. But let me just finish my drink.
Me: We are all really tired. You’ve had enough.
I took his drink out of his hand and handed him a bottle of water and his keys. Luckily “Russell” was walking distance. I went to get his coat and when I came back he was patting his jacket for his keys.
Russell: I lost my keys.
Me: What do you mean? You just had them.
Russell: I don’t know where they are.
I looked down on the floor and his keys were perfectly placed behind a chair. Clearly he was trying to be slick and stay. I bent down and handed them over to him. Walked him to the door and gently nudged him out of the house and locked the door behind him. He wasn’t a belligerent angry drunk so I wasn’t concerned for our safety.
That’s when it hit me. I was so quick to judge his wife for only “allowing” him a day and a half to go on a trip. That’s probably why his wife only allowed his ass to travel for a day and a half. She probably knows what a fool he becomes when he is away from home. That’s not a way to live. When I am in a relationship I don’t want to have to worry that my man is going to be out somewhere showing his ass. Think about it, if I was a scandalous bitch, I could have had a fling with him and kept it moving. But I have this wonderful thing called MORALS! I had a feeling that wasn’t the first time “Russell” tested out a woman to see if she would get down. And suddenly I had a great amount of compassion for his wife. Here this lady was at home taking care of twins trying to give her husband the benefit of the doubt and he took advantage of it. I can’t imagine being in a relationship where I constantly had to worry if my husband would do the right thing. When it comes down to it, if a man is going to show his ass, he can show it in a day and a half, a week and a half, or an hour and a half. I don’t think “Russell” is a bad person, I think perhaps he just felt so free to be out and about having a good time that for a moment he wanted to be irresponsible… I know it’s a stretch, I ‘m just trying to give the brotha the benefit of the doubt. I have friends who are married and have perfectly healthy relationships where there is trust and respect. They give each other the freedom to still have their own life. I chose to focus on those relationships. I must believe “Russell” is a minority when it comes to this. I guess it is true, for some people. When the boss is away… the children will play.
The Return of The Vapor
The Return of The Vapor
Runyon Canyon is one of my favorite places in LA. Aside from the big ass dogs that are off their leashes and the smell of dog shit the views of the city is amazing. The workout is also intense. Afterwards I always feel like my head is cleared and I have a greater appreciation for LA. I had just gotten in my car and was putting the top down to continue to enjoy the amazing California weather. If you can’t appreciate having 75 degrees weather in the heart of the winter than you have issues. I was heading to Whole Foods to pick up my Emerald Sesame Kale salad for a post workout snack when my phone rang. I typically do not answer calls if I do not know the number. But it was Saturday and the number looked vaguely familiar besides I was in good spirits and in a Zen mode. I picked up the phone and to my astonishment it was… “Gary.” (Refer to previous post: case of the Dating Vapors https://confessionsofaserialdaterinla.com/2013/02/case-of-the-dating-vapors/ )
Gary: Hi there.
I made a mental note to myself to stop deleting numbers after a guy pisses me off for this very reason. At least I could have been prepared if I knew it was him calling. Back in my 20’s when a guy pissed me off I would change his name to Do Not Answer so when they called I would see that flash up as the name and know not to answer. But that didn’t work because those times when I got tipsy I would still send a text or call them. By the way, side note… Friends should never let friends text drunk. It is the number 1 killer of dignity among women from the ages of 22-33. Anyway I digressed. I had a few options.
1- Hang the phone up in his face.
2- Give him a “sista girl” response with the head roll and all and check this fool.
3- Act like nothing happen and be pleasant.
4- Hear him out first and determine if 1, 2, or 3 is the appropriate response.
I went with the 4th option. Besides I was in such a peaceful state. I would be damned if I gave him the power to change my mood. I didn’t realize how long I had him waiting.
Gary: Hello? Are you there?
Me: Well hello there.
Gary: How have you been?
I really wanted to say, “If you had bothered to pick up the damn phone two months ago when we were supposed to go out you would know. “ But instead:
Me: I’m wonderful… What’s going on?
Gary: Things have been crazy for me over the last few weeks. I finally ended up selling the house and me and my ex were able to reach a settlement. It’s been a hectic couple of weeks.
Me: (waiting for an apology) Mmmmm. Hmmmmm. I was wondering what happened to you. I’m glad everything worked out for you.
Gary: Yeah me too. How’s your week looking?
Me: It’s pretty hectic, but I’m free Wednesday or Thursday evening.
Gary: I would love to meet up with you for dinner. How about Wednesday?
Back in the day I probably would have went off on him for standing me up or I would have been a total bitch made plans for the date and stood him up just to get even. (Yes, I was once that petty and I am not ashamed). However, with age comes wisdom. So I decided to be honest with him.
Me: You know, last time we made plans I never heard from you. You never called to let me know you couldn’t make it and you never even bothered to apologize. As a matter of fact, you still haven’t apologized. My time is valuable and I expect a man to respect it. I wouldn’t be honoring who I am if I allowed you to treat me that way and think its okay.
Gary: I’m really sorry. I had so much going on and I forgot we had made plans.
Me: You forgot? Really? Come on Gary. You’re a smart guy. You can do better than that.
Gary: You’re right. That’s not the kind of person I am. I don’t want you to think that way of me.
Me: I don’t have any other frame of reference Gary.
Gary: Please let me make it up to you. Let’s meet Wednesday at 6 at Laurel Tavern for drinks.
I was suddenly feeling empowered. It felt good to just be… me. I wasn’t playing games and I wasn’t worried he was going to run off if I told him about himself. To be honest I really didn’t care if he did. I had nothing to lose. I had also lost a good 8 pounds since the last time I saw him, I cut my hair into a short sassy cut, and I was really in a good place emotionally.
Me: Okay Gary. I’m going to give you another chance. Don’t let me down.
Runyon Canyon… The best place to clear your mind…
Wednesday rolled around. I decided on a pair of skinny jeans, knee high boots, and a fitted low cut belted sweater. I got to Laurel Tavern Grill 10 minutes late. I walked in and looked around and I didn’t see him. I went to the bathroom to give myself a once over. By the time I came back out and I saw he still wasn’t there I went into panic mode. Oh shit… here we go again. I was certainly not going to wait on his ass. I pondered walking out. I didn’t think my ego could handle being stood up by the same guy twice! My phone buzzed in my bag. It was a text from “Gary.
Sorry I’m running late. The traffic is bad. I’ll be there in 15 minutes.
Phew! At least he was coming. I ordered a glass of White Haven Sauvignon Blanc and took a seat. When “Gary” finally showed up I must admit the initial attraction I first had with him was not as strong. Don’t get me wrong. He still looked good. But often times when a man has pissed me off I can’t stand the site of their ass. Perhaps this was it. His smile lit up and he gave me the tightest hug. When he let go he was still holding my hands.
Gary: Wow! You look good.
Me: Why thank you.
We were off to a great start. Since the last time I saw “Gary” he had travelled to China and Barbados to “clear his head.” Apparently he was a wreck after his divorce, which I could certainly understand. I had a feeling his divorce was not something he wanted. Things were going really well.
Gary: I thought about you a lot over the last few months.
Me: Really, I can’t tell.
Gary: Was I that bad?
I looked at him like he had two heads. Did he really want to revisit this conversation?
Me: You stood me up and never called. That’s pretty bad.
Gary: I must admit. I was a little taken aback with our last conversation. You took things so seriously.
Was this man stupid or just plain retarded? Perhaps I didn’t hear him correctly.
Me: What do you mean?
Gary: It kind of rubbed me the wrong way.
Me: How?
Gary: I was going through a lot at the time. And I felt you kind of jumped down my throat. You could have been more understanding of my situation.
I counted backwards from 10 to 1. The last thing I wanted to do was cuss his ass out. Besides, I wanted to hear him out.
Me: Gary, let me say this. I’m not going to apologize for what I said because that’s how I felt. But if it came of wrong in how I communicated it, well, I can work on that.
Gary: Thanks I appreciate that.
I waited for an apology to come out of his big stupid mouth for being a rude, inconsiderate ass hole. I really wanted him to at least acknowledge his part in this. But again, men can’t read minds.
Me: And?
Gary: And what?
Me: Nothing Gary. Never mind.
And that’s when it hit me. This was “Gary.” He WAS a rude, inconsiderate, ass hole. My new haircut, weight loss, and clear communication wasn’t going to change that. It didn’t matter how beautiful I looked, how low cut my sweater was. This was him. I thought about how I felt when I didn’t hear from him after our first date, when he stood me up after that and didn’t call. I also thought about how I felt moments earlier when I walked into the restaurant and he wasn’t there. I thought about how I panicked thinking he wasn’t going to show up. I can tolerate a lot of things in relationships. But what I cannot and will not tolerate is inconsistency and a man who isn’t reliable. I knew if I continued to date “Gary” this was who he is. The audacity of him to try to check me for being honest with my feelings! I wanted to smack myself for giving him a second chance. We finished our drinks and he walked me to my car and gave me a hug. I knew I had no intentions of ever going out with him again.
As I drove off from that date. I had a similar feeling to the one I had that past weekend when I finished my hike on Runyon Canyon. I suddenly couldn’t stop smiling. For the very first time in my adult dating life, I was true to me. I was honest with my feelings and told a guy how I expected to be treated and let him know I wouldn’t settle for anything less because I was worth it. I wasn’t fearful that he would get turned off. I knew my worth and I would never allow someone to come into my life that didn’t honor me. Granted I didn’t get the response I wanted. But I realized I had officially reached a dating pinnacle. Being true to who you are and honoring who you are is the biggest dating high you can possibly have. This was the new me! And I would never revert to my old ways. I headed home and turned up my radio and jammed to Cheryl Lynn’s song Got To Be Real.
WTF? Perplexed and Confused…
WTF????
It is rare that I am left speechless. I have been dating since I was 14 years old and I have had my share of good and bad dates. I have also had my share of moments when a man says or does something that is completely inappropriate and out of line. But I have never experienced being at a total loss of words where I am left dazed and confused. Last night was my first time having a dating moment where I simply scratched my head and said, “What the fuck?” I ended up hanging out with a guy who I went out with a few months back. He and I both have extensive travel schedules. He is out of the country half of the time and I am in NYC the other half. This guy is what I would call dreamy. I know it sounds corny but when he looks me in my eyes I feel like he is piercing straight into my soul. He has extreme sex appeal. Between his deep voice, piercing eyes, full soft lips, 6’3 height, and nice build I literally become a giggling school girl when I am around him. The first time we went out we met up at Whisper’s Lounge at The Grove. And we connected. He’s from the east coast. You know I have my theory about East Coast transplants. I am drawn to them because they typically have way more swag, maturity, and class than these west coast men. During our first date the conversation was endless. When he told me he wanted to get married and have children before he was 40, I must admit, I instantly went into day-dream mode picturing our wedding and how beautiful our kids would look. I hadn’t allowed myself to day-dream like that since my divorce. It was refreshing but at the same time it was scary. Of course, because Murphy’s Law is just not on my side, he headed off to Europe for 3 weeks for work. However, I expected to get a phone call from him when he returned asking me out on a second date… And that didn’t happen. I wanted to file him into the Asshole category. But I didn’t right away. Because I admit it, I’m a sucker for a fine ass man! And before you ask… no I didn’t call him either. Because I’m not a sucker! However, I ran into him a few months later at various parties, we did the typical Hello and hug and kept it moving. When he didn’t call me back after the run ins it became clear he wasn’t feeling me. And the for sure sign was when I ran into him at an event and he happened to be out on a date with your typical LA video girl. You know, the girl with a bad weave hanging down her back, cheap clothing, wannabe designer purse, red bottoms, and an ass that a man could put a soda bottle (not can) on. Which made me laugh because that is the antithesis of me. No I’m not Au Natural like India Arie. But a video girl I am not! I thought, okay, I guess he’s just not that into me. As fate would have it, I ran into him at a party the other night. We did a little bit of flirting and you know I have a smart ass mouth and commented on his taste in women, which he laughed at. When the event ended he asked me out to grab a drink at the Besos in Hollywood (Eva Longoria’s former restaurant). Of course I said yes. Not only was he looking even better than I had remembered but he had the nerve to be wearing a tailored custom suit. And he wore it well. Good Lawd, I think God took more time in creating him! And I must say, we looked good together, damn good. My dad always told me when two tall attractive people walk into a room you make a statement and draw attention to you. My dad is 6’5 so he would know. We got to Besos, as soon as we walk in a former contestant on America’s Next Top Model runs up to him and hugs him in her drunken giddiness. She was polite and introduced herself to me. I smiled. After all, he’s not my man. And even if he was, the dumbest thing a woman can do is let on to another woman that she is insecure. Then we walked to the bar and another actress walked up to him and gave him a hug. I’m not sure if it is the Leo in me, but I have always liked being out with a man who other women fawn over. Perhaps it’s the feeling of justification that I’m the one out with him and you’re the one fawning. However ,when a man knows almost every woman in a room and well might I add, you start to wonder if perhaps he’s a player. At the same time, when a man reaches a certain point in life he puts his player cards on the shelf and becomes a man ready for the right woman (we should hope). So I could not get mad if other women know him from his player days and come up to him as long as he’s not disrespecting me. We had a few drinks, and of course, being out with him is like being out with someone I have known for years. I can be myself and he can be himself. It’s a win-win situation. On our way back to our cars the conversation went something like this.
McDreamy: I really like you. I have so much fun with you. I liked you from our first date but I know you could tell I was holding back. And I’m sure you wondered why I didn’t call you back.
Me: Yeah. You’re right. I could tell you were definitely holding back. But after seeing you with the video girl I just assumed that was your stillo… (we both laugh)
McDreamy: No that’s not my type. I wouldn’t settle down with a woman like that. You know, I travel a lot and I have a very active lifestyle.
Me: Uh-huh.. So do I. I think that’s the great thing about dating someone who travels a lot too.
McDreamy: I’m not one that can just be with one woman. A lot of the women I have dated in the past have been….. bi-sexual…
Me: (I blink twice as I try to figure out if I have had too many drinks or if I heard him correctly) Um… okay. Interesting. Well, obviously I’m not and don’t plan on becoming one…. No judgment.
McDreamy: I know. I just think that I am a very sexual person and I’m not conventional when it comes to sex. I like the swinger lifestyle.
Me: Uh… The swinger lifestyle?????
McDreamy: I know I have had a lot of drinks and I don’t know why I am telling you this. I guess I just feel really comfortable with you and I really like you. You’re the type of woman I could see myself with and I am conflicted because I have this other side to me.
Me: I really respect the fact that you are so honest and upfront with me. But let me be very clear. I am not interested in being with someone who cannot be with just one woman. And I am not by any means bi-sexual or plan on experimenting with becoming bi-sexual. In terms of sex, it can be great when you’re with the right person. I’m not a nun, but I draw the line at some things. So I hope I am very clear to you in terms of my expectations and what I am looking for.
McDreamy: I understand and I just don’t know if I’m ready. I like you and I’m attracted to you, but I just feel like you should know that about me.
Me: Thanks for being honest.
McDreamy: I am confused because I really like you and I have liked you since the first time we went out but I am worried that my lifestyle would ruin things and I don’t want to mess that up.
Me: Then we should keep things as is. See you around.
I got in my car drove off and I was left wondering, what in the hell just happened? What in the hell was he telling me, that he is used to dating some freak? More importantly if he’s into the swinger lifestyle is it crazy for me to assume he’s also bi-sexual? Can a man who is used to dating women who do all kinds of unconventional sexual shit (no judgment) settle down with a regular woman? I ain’t a prude in the bedroom either. But certain things are a non negotiable. When a man tells you who is you have to believe him. This got me to thinking And I hate to sound like I am 15 years old. How many other men are into extremely kinky sex and just not honest enough to be upfront about it. This man could have pulled my chain and had me dating him for a few months, fall in love, and then tell me. I honestly respected him being as upfront as he was. But at the same time, I am disappointed that McDreamy ended up being a McFreaky! Damn, another one bites the dust. Hmmm…
